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I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me.How annoying!'. I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. This also flung me into the street and I broke my foot, which was very sus.
The roof started sliding off from the building, which landed on the cop cars and killed 8 cops. I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion. So, I pulled out my gun (I always keep a glock in my foreskin so I can pull the Among Us death animation when I lose my virginity because I know it makes girls horny.) Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast. Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. "This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!"
I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on. Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere. I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside.
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He held a cross in front of himself and started talking about "possession" and "demons." He obviously doesn't know how to play Among Us so naturally, I felt bad for him. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite. The priest had a look of shock on his face when I said that. That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy. I stripped completely naked and went up to the priest. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull. He fell and a pool of blood soon formed around him.Įveryone in the church was screaming and running out the door. As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard.Ī crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me.Īs I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me!Īfter being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes.
I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. "Young man, please be quiet" said the priest. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?"Īnd there was still complete silence.
They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence.Įveryone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.) I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us." I could not believe what I was hearing.Įndorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus." Same thing as last week.īut then, he said something that really caught me off guard. We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever. So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church.
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